Drabble: Alien Donuts in Sunnydale

[unfeathered]

Absolutely shattered today, so will be going to bed in a minute to have a nap while Jack does, but wanted to post this first.

Title: Alien Donuts in Sunnydale (drabble)
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Author: unfeathered
Pairing: Just a smidgen of Spike/Xander
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: Um, this appears to be somewhere in Season 5
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: I think the title says it all!
Author’s Note: For donutsweeper – Happy Hanukkah!
Author's Note2: Some knowledge of donutsweeper's alien donut 'verses would be useful... See here and here


"Where's donut-boy got to anyway?" Spike demanded, crossing his feet on the Magic Box table amongst the ancient texts. "Ought to be here by now."

Buffy gave him a snotty look. "You don't even need to eat!"

Spike lifted one dark eyebrow and smirked. "Like to dunk 'em in my blood. All that sugar, melting in…"

"Thank you, Spike, for that delightful image," Giles said dryly, while the girls shuddered agreement.

The bell jangled and Xander ambled in, munching a donut. "Oh, at last!" Spike turned, reaching out – and stopped dead.

"Oi. What 'cha looking at me like that for?"

Comments

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

OMG, I LOVE it!!!! I really need to start a comm to keep track of all of these! It's GREAT!!! thank you thank you thank you!!!!

[unfeathered]

Glad you love it! It's about time the donuts invaded Jossdom, really. *g*

The problem is, now I've started, I keep getting ideas (and therefore no porn is getting written)...!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

bwhahahaha the alien donuts are addicting aren't they?

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

It's about time the donuts invaded Jossdom, really.

Aaaaaand... now I want to introduce them to the Firefly verse! *Beats off bunnies*

[unfeathered]

Oh, don't beat too hard - donuts on Serenity would be cool!

And I've finally got my head round the writing on your icon and worked out what it says. It's taken me ages! :-)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

no beating bunnies now!!!

[coffeegirl18.livejournal.com]

Ditto.

*snuggles all random plot bunnies* *my vampire Ianto plot bunny reattaches itself to my ankle* Owww! I have no time *attempts to shake off bunny.

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

Yippee!

[unfeathered]

About time, eh? *g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

...And the alien donuts claim a new fandom! Yay!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Yes it does! Hmm...what fandom will they conquer next?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I really have to get my act together to create a comm to archive all these donut fics!

lets see, we've had TW, DW, SGA, SG1, Buffyverse... bwhahahaha!!!

[unfeathered]

I'm pretty sure Angel and his gang want to get in on the act too... *g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

They haven't made it to due South yet? That's a shame.

[unfeathered]

Oh, yes, we need donuts in Due South too!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

see, I couldn't write that. not sure why not, but it just wouldn't work

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

I really have to get my act together to create a comm

You really will *nods*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and there wasn't even the remotest hint of sarcasm in your tome!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

There wasn't What would you call it??

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

misplaced hope?

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

RLY???

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

donuts.. the pastries that ate fandom

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

didn't you already create the new donut community? I think it's called donut empress or something

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

This was the conversation we were having the night I made it for her :D

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

heeheeheehee

This is like the 3rd time I've tried to get in here to read - I keep getting distracted by conversations I've got going over on Becky's thing :D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I think Becky needs an 'evil club' badge for that thread. I've gotten nothing done when online because of it!

[fandom-me.livejournal.com]

*takes badge and pins it on*

It is distracting.

Also, I dont' know Buffy very well, bit I got a good giggle anyway.

[unfeathered]

Oh good. I've really not done a lot of crack, so it's REALLY nice to know it's getting giggles! :-)

[fandom-me.livejournal.com]

It *IS*, and you're good at it.

...Crack is strangely hard to write (for me). You just nailed it.

[unfeathered]

Wow! Thank you! :-)

[unfeathered]

No worries for not getting here sooner - I've been absent a lot myself today. Glad I got a giggle too! I wasn't sure this was even worthy of a giggle, really, (I've not done a lot of crack before) but Jen seems to like it so I guess it's not too bad. :-)

And yes, Becky's thing is very distracting. I haven't even been really hanging out there, and it's still been getting in the way of my porn. *g*

Well, actually, my tiredness is getting in the way of my porn. Hopefully more will happen tomorrow! :-)

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Hee! Somehow I missed this before.

Gosh, donuts and Buffy s5 go together like... coffee and donuts, don't they! Oh, Spike and Xander. And I love that you have Spike making disgusting word pictures about blood. So Spike.

[unfeathered]

I didn't actually post it anywhere except my journal, that's probably why! I don't actually belong to any Buffy comms. :-(

I must admit, it was pretty darned easy to get the donuts in there, yeah! As for Spike, I was just thinking about the Weetabix thing in S4. I may even have copied Giles' response word for word - I'm a bit rusty on my Buffy quotes. *g*

And it had to be Spike and Xander. I was actually going to write a bit more, but I've lost my ability to write just at the moment. Nothing anywhere near decent is coming out.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

I don't belong to any Buffy comms either (I came to LJ with most of my Buffy friends before LJ communities really took off) but I remember donutsweeper linked it and I meant to get over and read it. Glad it came up again. :)

Oh, the Wheetabix. Hee. Suddenly I'm having a wave of nostalgia for s4 Spike.

Maybe more will come later. That would be fun but this stands alone just fine! (I'm not even having *ideas* lately. Which is probably good since I haven't finished any of the ideas I had before...)

[unfeathered]

I am really nostaligic for everything Buffy and Angel. It's months and months since I watched any. But since LJ took over my life, I hardly have any time to watch tv! Ironic, eh? *g*

I'm the other way round with Buffy comms - I came to LJ just as I was (finally) moving out of Buffy fandom and into Doctor Who. :-)